[Yeah. He's not dealing well with all of this. Plus, the last time he got laid was months ago, if you don,t count all of the time he's watched memories of Ezio doing so. He's still grossed out too. Talk about oversharing.]

I'm sure you can afford more than just decent standards in this place.

[And then it clicks:]

Wait, wait. Back up a little. There's another island like this? Why hasn't anyone heard of this place before? I'm pretty sure sex tourism would have picked up quickly.